Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas!

Enjoy singing Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols:

1.“O Holiday Tree”
2.“Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter”
3. “Frosty the Snowperson”
4. “Chestnuts Roasting Over a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Nontoxic Outdoor Fire (with an appropriate permit)”
5. “Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”
6. “Grandma Got Allegedly Run Over by an Unidentified Non-human Perpetrator”
7.“Deck the Halls with Boughs of Undamaged Foliage (if office policy approves)”
8. “Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings”
9. “I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection”
10. “I'll be Home for a Short Time in December”

Have a Happy Whatever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p91GXkQ-Sas&eurl=http://www.redstate.com/stories/archived/a_politically_correct_december_25th