Ten Examples of Wisdom
Forwarded by Carl Schultheis, editor-in-chief

1.Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

2.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage  makes you a car.

3.It’s not the jeans that make you look fat.

4.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5.For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

6.If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

7.A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

8.Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

9.No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.

10.If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.